Klarinet Archive - Posting 000509.txt from 2003/04

From: jim lande & Joyce Mason <lande@-----.com>
Subj: [kl] RE Jeckle the mouse
Date: Sat, 26 Apr 2003 00:37:25 -0400

Jeckle. I think we need to introduce you to Shadow Cat. Shadow Cat shares your
opinion of Humans. Of course, you will want to be careful about this. I hear
that relationship begun over the internet sometimes end badly.

>>Greetings. This is Jeckle. I am neither a rat, nor am I a cat. I am a
mouse. Not just any ordinary mouse, but a mouse with a plan. I plan on
conquering the world. World domination is my stock-in-trade.
Clarinets? Flutes? Music? Anything to keep the humans under control.
Nothing will keep me from my beholden destiny. You have been warned.
This has been Jeckle, addressing you from my majestic condo at the
home of Patricia Smith, who seems to think she plays clarinet. For my
plans, she will suffice for now. Oh, and please do not harm my
relatives. You will be glad you did not. We mean you no harm. Just
one-world government, and New York sharp cheddar for all.

Yours truly, Jeckle

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