Klarinet Archive - Posting 000499.txt from 2003/04

From: "Patricia A. Smith" <patricia@-----.net>
Subj: Re: [kl] floor hamsters
Date: Sat, 26 Apr 2003 00:37:15 -0400

Raycraft wrote:
> From: "B. Rite"
> Subject: Re: [kl] floor hamsters
>
>
>
>>>A Klarinetist is in distress! I sense a visit from either Shadow or
>>>Dick Vigorous.... or perhaps both.
>>
>
>
> .......and that queen hamster sounds *really* mean and vicious!
> Sue

Greetings. This is Jeckle. I am neither a rat, nor am I a cat. I am a
mouse. Not just any ordinary mouse, but a mouse with a plan. I plan on
conquering the world. World domination is my stock-in-trade.
Clarinets? Flutes? Music? Anything to keep the humans under control.
Nothing will keep me from my beholden destiny. You have been warned.
This has been Jeckle, addressing you from my majestic condo at the
home of Patricia Smith, who seems to think she plays clarinet. For my
plans, she will suffice for now. Oh, and please do not harm my
relatives. You will be glad you did not. We mean you no harm. Just
one-world government, and New York sharp cheddar for all.

Yours truly, Jeckle

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