Klarinet Archive - Posting 000249.txt from 2003/04

From: "Rebecca Brennan" <rjbrennan1221@-----.com>
Subj: Re: Re: [kl] floor hamsters-was Oops!!
Date: Sat, 26 Apr 2003 00:33:06 -0400

The floor hamsters really hate clarinets and since I am the 1st chair
clarinet and I can hit the screeching high notes the floor hamsters chose to
attack me! The fact that my clarinet is made of wood doesn't help either. I
must keep my case locked at all times and so should all of you or it will be
used as a chew stick.

My band room is like the UN for the floor hamsters. They all meet there and
try to destroy us. We found one of them fried, literally, in a circuit box.
Last year my band director left me alone in the band room while he went home
to get stuff because our jazz band was playing that night. That was when I
saw my first floor hamster. I was in the office on the couch watching TV and
it was so scary. I ran to the band room and got his stool and set it up in
the very middle of the office and sat up on it with my legs crossed so they
couldn't get me. I finally got sick of running from them and I found a
plastic box so I tried to chase the floor hamsters abd after literally
almost an hour I caught one under the box and then i slid the box to the
door and slid it over the bump thing where the door opens and onto the lid.
Then I took it outside and threw it in the dumpster. Ever since it seems
that they have really been after me.

The story I just told is completely true. This really happened and there
really are floor hamsters. I run from them every day. I also played hamster
hockey where I took a broom and tried to wack the hamsters across the floor
and out the door. The hamsters were fast though and needless to say, they
one.

Today I showed my band dictator some pictures of the floor hamsters. He
wasn't the band director when I first saw the floor hamsters. He came after
that and the first time I saw him I said "Are you here to kill the hamsters"
I didn't know that he was my new band dictator.

I was alone in the band room today and the hamsters came out. One of my
fellow band people came in the band room to find me perched on the band
dictator's stool with a broom.

-Rebecca

-Rebecca

>From: <vze537hw@-----.net>
>Reply-To: klarinet@-----.org
>To: <klarinet@-----.org>
>CC: <deej.wv@-----.net>
>Subject: Re: Re: [kl] floor hamsters-was Oops!!
>Date: Tue, 8 Apr 2003 14:50:56 -0500
>
>Nope...I STILL think this is merely a baby Moth Man...after all, they're
>indigenous to our mountains here in WV. So any resemblance to anyone is
>purely coincidental.
>
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