Klarinet Archive - Posting 000045.txt from 2003/03

From: "Elizabeth Berry" <MarchinCharger88@-----.com>
Subj: Re: [kl] cute names
Date: Sat, 1 Mar 2003 22:18:22 -0500

a.) What's a mynah bird?
b.) Are you a mynah bird or a poor fellow?
c.) Why is your keyboard hot?
d.) What is a whippersnapper?
e.) H double sharp would mean an I. There aren't any notes after G. Thus you
would be playing a B.
f.) Are you sure you play clarinet?
g.) The only thing that you can shatter by a very high pitched is pure
crystal.
h.) I'm sorry for being the cause of gamut death.
I.) What means "!!! FweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE"

Remember that I am from Illinois. We talk differently than many people in
the U.S. and abroad. For us, corn and soybeans are entertaining.
I'm convinced that Rico reeds are made from dried corn stalks, but that's
beside the point.

Sorry for not understand your punes, but maybe if you explain them, I will
try my hardest to understand.

Elizabeth
----- Original Message -----
From: "B. Rite" <b1rite@-----.net>
Subject: Re: [kl] cute names

<><> Elizabeth Berry wrote:
I still don't get it. :)

Elizabeth, do you see that poor fellow in the corner over there, leaning
over his keyboard and pounding his head against the table? and the
beautiful black mynah bird sitting on his shoulder, squawking in wha
passes for sincere sympathy amongst bird folk?

Well..... that's me. I slaved for three hours over a hot keyboard in
order to fit about 3 puns into a single amusing message.... and some
young whippersnapper says that she "doesn't get it" ?!?!?!?!

.....I can't take this any more! I'm going to play the special
H-double-sharp that has never been heard on this planet before. It
will shatter the planet into a billion pieces and end all human life....

....and it's all your fault.

!!! FweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE

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