Klarinet Archive - Posting 000699.txt from 2003/02

From: "Andy Raibeck" <cactus@-----.net>
Subj: Re: [kl] Clarinets are better than...
Date: Sun, 23 Feb 2003 00:36:58 -0500

Here we go again... :-)

----- Original Message -----
From: "Raycraft" <raycraft@-----.com>
Subject: Re: [kl] Clarinets are better than...

> All the good ones that I thought of were
> unprintable. Sorry.
> Sue
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Patricia A. Smith" <patricia@-----.net>
> To: <klarinet@-----.org>
> Sent: Saturday, February 22, 2003 6:25 PM
> Subject: [kl] Clarinets are better than...
>
>
> > Okay,... someone asked for this...and being the nice accomodating person
> > I am, I am delivering what was requested, with modifications, of course
> > for every taste!
> >
> > Clarinets are better than __________ because:
> >
> > 1. You can throw away bad reeds.
> >
> > 2. You can always buy or trade a clarinet that's a lemon
> >
> > 3. If a clarinet sounds bad, it's your fault
> >
> > 4. Clarinets have a good reason for not being able to cook.
> >
> > 5. You do not have to file for separation or divorce to get your
> > clarinet out of your house.
> >
> > 6. No one ever calls the police on a clarinet or groups of clarinets.
> >
> > 7. I've never seen a drunk clarinet. Have you?
> >
> > Feel free to add to this!
> >
> > Patricia Smith
> >
> >
> >
> >
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