Klarinet Archive - Posting 000691.txt from 2003/02

From: "Raycraft" <raycraft@-----.com>
Subj: Re: [kl] Clarinets are better than...
Date: Sat, 22 Feb 2003 22:19:47 -0500

All the good ones that I thought of were
unprintable. Sorry.
Sue

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From: "Patricia A. Smith" <patricia@-----.net>
Subject: [kl] Clarinets are better than...

> Okay,... someone asked for this...and being the nice accomodating person
> I am, I am delivering what was requested, with modifications, of course
> for every taste!
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> Clarinets are better than __________ because:
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> 1. You can throw away bad reeds.
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> 2. You can always buy or trade a clarinet that's a lemon
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> 3. If a clarinet sounds bad, it's your fault
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> 4. Clarinets have a good reason for not being able to cook.
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> 5. You do not have to file for separation or divorce to get your
> clarinet out of your house.
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> 6. No one ever calls the police on a clarinet or groups of clarinets.
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> 7. I've never seen a drunk clarinet. Have you?
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> Feel free to add to this!
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> Patricia Smith
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