Klarinet Archive - Posting 000690.txt from 2003/02

From: "Patricia A. Smith" <patricia@-----.net>
Subj: [kl] Clarinets are better than...
Date: Sat, 22 Feb 2003 21:25:48 -0500

Okay,... someone asked for this...and being the nice accomodating person
I am, I am delivering what was requested, with modifications, of course
for every taste!

Clarinets are better than __________ because:

1. You can throw away bad reeds.

2. You can always buy or trade a clarinet that's a lemon

3. If a clarinet sounds bad, it's your fault

4. Clarinets have a good reason for not being able to cook.

5. You do not have to file for separation or divorce to get your
clarinet out of your house.

6. No one ever calls the police on a clarinet or groups of clarinets.

7. I've never seen a drunk clarinet. Have you?

Feel free to add to this!

Patricia Smith

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