Klarinet Archive - Posting 000118.txt from 2003/01

From: LeliaLoban@-----.com
Subj: [kl] Kegelstadt (Was Clarinet in Movies)
Date: Tue, 7 Jan 2003 09:44:43 -0500

Bill Hausmann wrote,
>I could go for a game with 10 Chinese-made garbage
>clarinets used as pins...

...and live hand grenades for bowling balls?

;-)
Lelia

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Date: Tues, 07 Jan 2003 10:14:33 -0500
From: ShadowCat@-----.net (Shadow Cat)
Subject: Re: [kl] Kegelstadt (Was Clarinet in Movies)

Bill Hausmann wrote,
>I could go for a game with 10 Chinese-made garbage
>clarinets used as pins...

Lelia wrote,
>>...and live hand grenades for bowling balls?

I'm making my stupid pet human type this. For once some humans have a good
idea, only you're not thinking *big* enough. Why stop at crummy Chinese-made
cl*r*n*ts? The game will be so much more fun if you set up this bowling
alley in a crater at the nearest military heavy ordnance firing range, bring
in every screech-stick from a 100-mile radius, stand them all up in a lovely,
elaborate pattern, retreat to a safe distance from the ditch, then ask those
nice young men in the fancy jet planes to lob a 500-lb. bunker-buster into
the crater. Just for practice, you see.

Ssssst!
Shadow Cat

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