Klarinet Archive - Posting 000309.txt from 2002/12

From: "Lacy Schroeder" <LacyS@-----.org>
Subj: RE: [kl] Humor
Date: Thu, 12 Dec 2002 14:57:41 -0500

Somehow this reminds me of Victor Yampolsky at NU...once in orchestra
rehearsal, the bassoons missed an entrance and he stopped and said to
them, "Bassoons! What are you doing back there? You sit there like
furniture!" Another time, he said to the violins, "You rush like
gazebo!" really meaning "gazelle". I think I'll make it a point to write
these things down in the future!

Lacy

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From: Blumberg Artists Management [mailto:Musicians@-----.net]=20
Subject: [kl] Humor

Here's a collection of things that Conductors have been known to tell
their
Orchestras ;)

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