Klarinet Archive - Posting 000020.txt from 2002/12

From: "Rebecca Brennan" <rjbrennan1221@-----.com>
Subj: Re: [kl] Not a lamp? What else?
Date: Mon, 2 Dec 2002 07:42:32 -0500

The perfect wedding gift for me!!!! I'm not getting married, and never will,
but I am getting a new clarinet. It will be here by friday if my mom ordered
it like she said she would. That will be something to celebrate!

Rebecca

>From: Bi6W@-----.net (Bill Wright)
>Reply-To: klarinet@-----.org
>To: klarinet@-----.org
>Subject: [kl] Not a lamp? What else?
>Date: Mon, 25 Nov 2002 20:50:16 -0800 (PST)
>
>Someone was commenting that there must be another use for broken
>clarinets besides lamps.
>
>=============
>
>How about plugging the barrel and bending the pads to one side? Bury
>the mouthpiece in a piece of florist's foam at the bottom of the
>champagne bowl, run the champagne pump's tubing up to the bell (black
>tubing to match the grenadilla), and....
>
>We have the ideal champagne fountain for a clarinetist's wedding !!!
>
>Plus.... with a jacket and some sleight-of-hand, the clarinetist could
>pull the clarinet out of the bowl and play the wedding dance! Klezmer,
>Vienna waltz, jazz, whatever suits the occasion.
>
>
>
>Cheers,
> Bill <who should be ashamed, but he likes his idea>
>
>
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