Klarinet Archive - Posting 000935.txt from 2002/11
From: "Rebecca Brennan" <rjbrennan1221@-----.com> Subj: Re: [kl] Witty musician's joke about playing too loud Date: Tue, 26 Nov 2002 18:08:36 -0500
Here is my all time favorite...
A girl went out on a date with a trumpet player, and when she came back her
roommate asked, "Well, how was it? Did his embouchure make him a great
kisser?"
"Nah," the first girl replied. "That dry, tight, tiny little pucker; it was
no fun at all."
The next night she went out with a tuba player, and when she came back her
roommate asked, "Well, how was his kissing?"
"Ugh!" the first girl exclaimed. "Those huge, rubbery, blubbery, slobbering
slabs of meat; oh, it was just gross!"
The next night she went out with a French horn player, and when she came
back her roommate asked, "Well, how was his kissing?"
"Well," the first girl replied, "his kissing was just so-so; but I loved the
way he held me!"
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