Klarinet Archive - Posting 000909.txt from 2002/11

From: "Willie Kercher" <res1b1nc@-----.net>
Subj: Re: [kl] Not a lamp? What else?
Date: Tue, 26 Nov 2002 00:35:56 -0500

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From: "Bill Wright" <Bi6W@-----.net>
Subject: [kl] Not a lamp? What else?

Stick it into the ground and use it to lauch bottle rockets on July 4th.

> Someone was commenting that there must be another use for broken
> clarinets besides lamps.
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> How about plugging the barrel and bending the pads to one side? Bury
> the mouthpiece in a piece of florist's foam at the bottom of the
> champagne bowl, run the champagne pump's tubing up to the bell (black
> tubing to match the grenadilla), and....
>
> We have the ideal champagne fountain for a clarinetist's wedding !!!
>
> Plus.... with a jacket and some sleight-of-hand, the clarinetist could
> pull the clarinet out of the bowl and play the wedding dance! Klezmer,
> Vienna waltz, jazz, whatever suits the occasion.
>
>
>
> Cheers,
> Bill <who should be ashamed, but he likes his idea>
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