Klarinet Archive - Posting 000907.txt from 2002/11

From: "WILLIAM SEMPLE" <wsemple@-----.com>
Subj: Re: [kl] Witty musician's joke about playing too loud
Date: Tue, 26 Nov 2002 00:02:15 -0500

>What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra!"

The answer has been provided. Congratulations.

Here's one.

Two fairly uneducated wild and crazy guys decided they wanted to take a sea
voyage to the Mediterranean. They scoured the paper for travel deals, and
came across one: $250, two weeks, all expenses paid, on one of the world's
most exotic sea-going vessels!

"Cool!" they said, and bought two tickets.

Upon reporting, they walked up a fairly narrow gangplank, were surprised to
see a burly man dressed in armor handling a whip, and another guy on what
appeared to be a set of tom-toms. They were quickly hustled below, chained
to a bench with an oar in front of them ...

Two weeks later, they came back. As they disembarked, one said to the other,
"You look a little dour. How come?"

The companion answered, "I dunno. How much do we tip the drummer?"

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