Klarinet Archive - Posting 000224.txt from 2002/11

From: "David B. Niethamer" <dnietham@-----.edu>
Subj: Re: [kl] Fox Basset horn
Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 22:52:49 -0500

on 11/4/2002 2:09 PM, Ed Wojtowicz wrote:

>Well, this is just horse-hockey, it is hooey, it is baloney, it is crap, it
>is warped thinking, it is just that kind of thinking that is ruining society
>and the universe as we know it. Just where is the scientific data proving
>this? Where is the controlled study? Where is the statistical evidence?
>Graphs and charts perhaps?
>
>Just because you say it is so does not mean it is so. Many people have
>fallen into this kind of thinking over the centuries which have led them
>down the path to ruin, often including uncontrolled flatulence, hysterical
>blindness, and hair loss.
>
>If you can prove any of this, I will allow you to make it up to me by giving
>me your basset horn.
>
>;-)

ROTFLMAO

Some company used to sponsor a "write a paragraph like Hemingway"
competition. Maybe KLARINET can have a "write an email like Dan"
competition. Based on my howls of laughter, my wife thought I was having
a heart attack. Kudos, Ed!

David Niethamer
dnietham@-----.edu
http://members.aol.com/dbnclar1/

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