Klarinet Archive - Posting 000208.txt from 2002/11

From: "William Semple" <wsemple@-----.com>
Subj: Re: [kl] Fox Basset horn
Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 14:30:40 -0500

Exactly! I know there is a direct connection between the quality of
flatulence and the quality of one's clarinet tone, but the truth of this
assertion is in the nose of the beholder.
I am not sure we could get a critical audience to sit still long enough to
render a judgment.

----- Original Message -----
From: "Ed Wojtowicz" <ewoj@-----.net>
Subject: Re: [kl] Fox Basset horn

>
>
> > From: Daniel Leeson <leeson0@-----.net>
> >
> > but when I play something that looks
> > beautiful, I play better
>
> Well, this is just horse-hockey, it is hooey, it is baloney, it is crap,
it
> is warped thinking, it is just that kind of thinking that is ruining
society
> and the universe as we know it. Just where is the scientific data proving
> this? Where is the controlled study? Where is the statistical evidence?
> Graphs and charts perhaps?
>
> Just because you say it is so does not mean it is so. Many people have
> fallen into this kind of thinking over the centuries which have led them
> down the path to ruin, often including uncontrolled flatulence, hysterical
> blindness, and hair loss.
>
> If you can prove any of this, I will allow you to make it up to me by
giving
> me your basset horn.
>
> ;-)
>
> Ed
>
>
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