Klarinet Archive - Posting 000432.txt from 2002/10

From: Bill Hausmann <bhausmann1@-----.net>
Subj: Re: [kl] I miss this place
Date: Tue, 15 Oct 2002 18:35:29 -0400

At 11:38 AM 10/15/2002 -0400, LeliaLoban wrote:
>Wouldn't it be nice if we could booby-trap a screen name, so that whenever
>one of those scam- porno- Viagra- mortgage- credit spammers clicked on it,
>s/he would get treated to a fortissimo duet of Ab sopranino and Eb soprano
>clarinets, playing avant-garde music molto presto, in nothing but dissonant
>intervals heavy on seconds, sevenths and aleatory altissimo (aka squeaks)?
>For each repeat offense, volume and number of itty-bitty squealy clarinets
>would increase exponentially. Naturally, this booby trap would work like our
>favorite telemarketing calls: The recipient wouldn't be able to shut off the
>squealies until they *finished*.

I like the way you think!

Bill Hausmann

If you have to mic a saxophone, the rest of the band is TOO LOUD!

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