Klarinet Archive - Posting 000415.txt from 2002/10

From: LeliaLoban@-----.com
Subj: [kl] I miss this place
Date: Tue, 15 Oct 2002 11:38:48 -0400

William "Right" (with his delightful typo) wrote,
>I already miss my daiy 'fix' of Klarinet messages.

Then we're even, because I already missed my daily fix of Bill Wright
messages! Glad you're back!

>This is the 3rd time during the last couple of weeks
>that I've changed my email name. Perhaps, this time,
> the anti-harvesting gods (gnomes? sprites? Ents?
>elves? dwarves? angels?) will smile on me.

Wouldn't it be nice if we could booby-trap a screen name, so that whenever
one of those scam- porno- Viagra- mortgage- credit spammers clicked on it,
s/he would get treated to a fortissimo duet of Ab sopranino and Eb soprano
clarinets, playing avant-garde music molto presto, in nothing but dissonant
intervals heavy on seconds, sevenths and aleatory altissimo (aka squeaks)?
For each repeat offense, volume and number of itty-bitty squealy clarinets
would increase exponentially. Naturally, this booby trap would work like our
favorite telemarketing calls: The recipient wouldn't be able to shut off the
squealies until they *finished*.

>;-)
Lelia

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