Klarinet Archive - Posting 000831.txt from 2002/06

From: Glen Shannon <gshannon@-----.com>
Subj: Re: [kl] Upgrading
Date: Mon, 24 Jun 2002 15:50:03 -0400

I particularly enjoyed the new product "Unobtanium(R)"! har har har
-Glen

> >
>> Of course, Neil. ;-)
>>
>> "Announcing the All-New Super Festival RC Prestige Artist Signature
>> Model. Combining nanotechnology, our special Unobtanium(R) materials,
>> and Old World craftsmanship, this instrument provides a sweet, dark,
>> focused, bright, and centered tone unlike any other. (Or unlike itself
>> 30 seconds ago, for that matter.) Computer-controlled bore allows
>> immediate and continuous variation of bore dimension, tone hole size and
>> placement, and undercutting. Heck, it'll even add or remove keys and
>> rings, if you ask it real nice.
>>
>> What's more, every model is signed by your choice of famous-but-deceased
>> artist. Using our proprietary Timeline technology (well, we had to name
>> it something, so why not the title of a Michael Crichton book), we'll
>> send your instrument back to Anton Stadler, Heinrich Baermann, Benny
>> Goodman, or one of many other artists for play-testing, certification,
>> and signature.
>>
>> Own a piece of history and the future today!"
>>
>>
>> I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist...
>>
>>
>> Dave Kumpf
> > dkumpf@-----.com

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