Klarinet Archive - Posting 000137.txt from 2002/06

From: "David C Kumpf" <dkumpf@-----.com>
Subj: RE: [kl] OT Consultants was: ALL READ
Date: Tue, 4 Jun 2002 18:05:24 -0400

Yeah, and I was going to say "I resemble that remark!" (Being a project
management consultant to healthcare companies.) ;-)

Dave Kumpf
dkumpf@-----.com

Neil Leupold wrote:
> Why do I get the feeling I didn't just receive a compliment?? ;-)
>
> --- Glen Shannon <gshannon@-----.com> wrote:
> > Neil,
> >
> > Your being a consultant reminds me of the scene in Mel Brooks' "the
> > History of the World, Part I" where in ancient Rome, Bea Arthur was
> > the clerk at the Vnemployment window (spelled with a V
> because it was
> > ancient Rome). Mel Brooks approaches the window, trying to get his
> > unemployment money. Bea asks, "Occupation?" Mel says "Philosopher".
> > Bea says "Oh, a bullsh*t artist. Did you bullsh*t today?"
> "No." "Did
> > you TRY to bullsh*t today?" "*Yes*"
> >
> > My partner was a business-solutions-implementation consultant for a
> > couple years but in banking not software.
> >
> > Glen

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