Klarinet Archive - Posting 000519.txt from 2002/05

From: "Jay Webler" <webler1@-----.com>
Subj: Re: [kl] The politics of an "edgy" or "youthful" sound
Date: Mon, 20 May 2002 12:11:29 -0400

And did we hit the wall when we got out of the wrong side of the bed this
morning.<grin>

Jay Webler

Jay's Clarinet and Percussion

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From: "Daniel Leeson" <leeson0@-----.net>
Subject: [kl] The politics of an "edgy" or "youthful" sound

Dan Wroter
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>
> The relationship between and edgy sound and a youthful sound is well
> known in pinko political circles. The word "edgy" was code for atomic
> bomb secrets during WW2, so when someone says they have an "edgy sound"
> what they are really saying is that they want everyone on the central
> communist party committee to play on plastic instruments. That's a
> danger to our national interests and cannot be tolerated.
>
> On the other hand, a "youthful" sound is not only pinko, it has sexual
> undertones, implying a desire to have carnal knowledge of devices such
> as McCormack reapers, and bench-mounted vices. It's unnatural, that's
> what it is. You can tell how very evil people who have a "yougthful
> sound" are by observing the fluttering motion of their nostrils, a sure
> sign of depraved sexual activity. When it comes to sexual depravity, I
> know these things well.
>
> I hope that these clarifying and right-wing political comments have been
> and will be of help to you and your students. Let's not tolerate these
> pinko left-wingers in the clarinet business.
>
>
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