Klarinet Archive - Posting 000287.txt from 2002/05

From: Tony@-----.uk (Tony Pay)
Subj: Re: [kl] Playing the clarinet is like making love to a beautiful woman...
Date: Sat, 11 May 2002 10:56:56 -0400

On Sat, 11 May 2002 15:13:56 +0200, joseph.wakeling@-----.net said:

> (With apologies to all those who haven't seen The Fast Show and
> therefore don't know who Swiss Tony is...)
>
> Playing the clarinet is like making love to a beautiful woman. You
> have to warm her up first before you start playing with her properly.
> You need to rub oil into her body, add some clever fingering, and then
> when you start tonguing, soon she'll be hitting all the right notes...

Oh! I'd forgotten he was called that!

...I'll get my coat...

Tony
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