Klarinet Archive - Posting 000273.txt from 2002/05

From: w7wright@-----.net (William Wright)
Subj: Re: [kl] Translation ?
Date: Fri, 10 May 2002 19:34:39 -0400

<><> Glenn Kantor wrote:
Here is a handy site to have:
http://www.freetranslation.com/

Thanks for the address: It's fun to play games with computerized
translators and idiomatic or elliptical sentences.

I typed "Te quiero, chica" and it translated:

"I want you, small."

I typed "Cerrado la boca, no entran las moscas" and it translated:

"It closed the mouth, do not enter the flies."

Cheers and grins,
Bill

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If I had Stadler's mouthpiece, would I play better? Or do I need his
ligature also? Or perhaps he and I are different persons? If I had
Mozart's pen, would I compose better?

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