Klarinet Archive - Posting 000538.txt from 2002/04

From: "C.Talbot" <carolyn.talbot@-----.org>
Subj: Re: [kl] What will they think of next
Date: Fri, 19 Apr 2002 09:53:45 -0400

It might even B(b) the buffet greenline, depending upon foliage. Then you will
need A mouthpiece to chow down. Could add some chops I suppose.......Now for
the dinner bell

Sorry, CT

On 04.19.2002 at 9:02:23 AM, Jay Webler <webler1@-----.com> wrote:

> If they arranged all of these vegetable instruments on a long table, could
> you then call it
> the "Buffet" Line.
>
> Jay Webler
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Daniel Leeson" <leeson0@-----.net>
> To: "klarinet" <klarinet@-----.org>
> Sent: Thursday, April 18, 2002 10:35 PM
> Subject: [kl] What will they think of next
>
>
> > With respect to the vegetable orchestra, I assert that playing on an
> > turnip or carrot will produce a sound character no different than if one
> > played on a an organic turnip or carrot. This assertion furthers my
> > thesis that the sound character of the vegetable is independent of the
> > vegetable type. So if you put a carrot or turnip into your mouth, by
> > the time the air strikess the body of the turnip or carrot, the sound is
> > essentially formed, and anyone who thinks the contrary probably has the
> > kind of diminished intellect that permits them to play on a horse
> > radish.
> >
> > Furthermore, only a vegetarian is capable producing a really dark sound
> > on such an instrument.
> >
> > My wisdom is transcendent.
> >
> > Dan Leeson
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