Klarinet Archive - Posting 000214.txt from 2002/04

From: CBA <clarinet10001@-----.com>
Subj: [kl] joke...
Date: Fri, 5 Apr 2002 02:23:13 -0500

A friend sent me this, and although many have probably
heard it with different variations, I thought it was
funny in the current variation. Enjoy...

Kelly Abraham
Woodwinds - New York City
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It was the first day of school and the teacher thought
she'd get to know the kids by asking them their names
and what their fathers did for a living.

The first little girl said, "My name is Mary and my
daddy is a postman. "The next little boy said, "I'm
Andy and my Dad is a mechanic."

It was then little Johnny's turn and he said "My name
is Johnny and my father is a striptease dancer in a
cabaret for gay men."

The teacher gasped and quickly moved on, but later, in
the school yard, the teacher approaches Johnny
privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad
dances nude in a gay bar.

Little Johnny blushed and said, "Nah, he's really a
Dixieland clarinet player but I was just too
embarrassed to say so."

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