Klarinet Archive - Posting 000164.txt from 2001/02

From: "Tony Wakefield" <tony-wakefield@-----.net>
Subj: Re: [kl] Jay Webler is asking for it !!!! (was Greenline)
Date: Tue, 6 Feb 2001 00:40:02 -0500

My chef asked if he could help with my shopping, as he was passing thru`
town. I asked him if he could pick up my couple of green lines after
servicing. He came back and handed me a basket of fruit. I said, "where`s my
green lines?" He said, "There, next to the green lemons, they`re very green
aren`t they? They`ll make a beautifully sour drink."

I`ll let you DRUM <me> out! Or let you force a lemon and LIME drink down my
gullet!!
As long as you don`t <call> me a "limey" then I don`t mind.

> <><> David Naden wrote:
> Bill -- You can't "drum" Jay out of the corps--he's ex-Air Force!
>
>
>
> ooops... my error.... let's see.....
>
> Buffet donates some clarinets to the Air Force Band, and a few minutes
> before the big football game on a very hot and dry day, the base
> commander notices that a groundkeeper is painting the sidelines a bright
> green color. Since it's not St. Patrick's day, the commander asks for
> an explanation. The groundkeeper explains: "The band director says he
> wants green lines on the field today, Sir."
>
> ..... there! Do I get a free clarinet for that one?

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