Klarinet Archive - Posting 001046.txt from 2000/12

From: Oliver Seely <oliver-seely@-----.net>
Subj: Re: [kl] Does this ever happen to any of you?
Date: Tue, 19 Dec 2000 20:31:55 -0500

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At 08:18 PM 12/19/00 -0500, Ed wrote:
>Well, it used to, but my doctor prescribed some new medication and the
>voices stopped. (Now if only he could do something about the bats.......)

If the following originally came over KLARINET, then my humble apologies for
repeating it, but here goes: (-- Oliver)

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Queens Disoriented Are

DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas

NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

MANIC: Deck the Hall and Wall and House and Lawn and Streets and stores and
Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire hydrants
and...

PARANOID: He knows if you've been sleeping, he knows when your awake. He knows
if you've been bad or good...

PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna pout,
Maybe I'll tell you why...

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire...

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, ...(better
start again)

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you
Hear
What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Queens Disoriented Are
DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald
Angels Sing About Me MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and
Streets and stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and
Trees
and Fire hydrants and... PARANOID: He knows if you've been sleeping, he knows
when your awake. He knows if you've been bad or good... PERSONALITY DISORDER:
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna pout, Maybe I'll tell you
why... BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open
Fire... OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell
Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
...(better start again)

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>Ed
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>> Subject: Re: [kl] Does this ever happen to any of you?
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>>> My clarinet calls to me sometimes, saying, "Lacy, come, let's play."
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