Klarinet Archive - Posting 000360.txt from 2000/12

From: Clarial@-----.com
Subj: [kl] Do's and Don'ts for a Vito Bass Clarinet Advice (was Vito Bass Clarinet Advice)
Date: Wed, 6 Dec 2000 22:51:19 -0500

Do's and Don'ts for a Vito Bass Clarinet (The DONT'S are quoted from the
warning lable that came with your new instrument.)

DO return it to the store where you purchased it. It would be worth loosing
50% in restocking fees
DON'T burn it (air-quality problems)
DON'T make a lamp out of it (your friends will be embarassed for you)
DON'T trash it (that would add to the toxic waste in landfills)
DON'T let your students play on it (may destroy their love of music)
DO trade it for a metal clarinet (they make cool lamps). Warning, you may
have to pay a little extra cash to get someone to make the trade
DON'T give it to your worst enemy. It will escalate the negative fellings,
possibly leading to him/her mailing you a bomb

Albert Hunt

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