Klarinet Archive - Posting 001010.txt from 2000/11

From: Feodor <feodor@-----.com>
Subj: Re: [kl] Oh no, not again
Date: Thu, 30 Nov 2000 19:31:37 -0500

Here commenceth the story of Enchanted Basse Clarionette....

Ken wrote:

> whoever acquires this instrument
> because of its tainted history once it grew legs out of David Hattner's
> apartment should meet with nothing but tsuris...flat tires...blown fan
> belts...lost checkbooks...body cracks...mysterious air leaks...pads that
> fall out when the beneficiary of such theft is playing in public...Viagra
> that behaves like saltpetre at the Big Moment...UNLESS the (musical)
> instrument is restored to its rightful owner.

I am tempted to dig out my music paper supplies to write at least a tone poem :)

Basse Clarionette en Italie... Yeah, the solo part will be for viola. At least
nobody will be tempted to steal it.

Feodor

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