Klarinet Archive - Posting 000900.txt from 2000/11

From: Bilwright@-----.net (William Wright)
Subj: Re: [kl] klarinet Digest 27 Nov 2000 21:15:00 -0000 Issue 2713
Date: Tue, 28 Nov 2000 16:11:49 -0500

<><> Lelia Loban wrote:
(hedging against the time when I'm sure to say something so awful that
people scream for Mark to toss *me* out...)

=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0[With a raspy flutter of wings, and a
cloud of raised dander, Manny the Major Mynah settles himself on a
nearby music stand.]

<squawk!> @-----. It's that durned cat,
who enjoys taking swats at me with her claws out, and that rat who looks
at my toes like he wants to chew them off -- if he could figure out how
to climb a music stand. Maybe you humans could do something about
those critters for me?
In my Manual of Avian Zen, it says that "Peace is not the same as
Surrender or Defeat." I like the guy who wrote that. Oh yeah, I
guess I wrote it. Well, anyway, I like it....
Anybody have any sunflower seeds they don't want? Some
mean-hearted vet convinced my human that unsaturated oil is bad for me.
I squawked pretty hard, but my human thinks that people understand more
about avians than we understand about ourselves. Ridiculous!!!
<squawk>

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