Klarinet Archive - Posting 001338.txt from 2000/10

From: Neil Leupold <leupold_1@-----.com>
Subj: [kl] A Halloween Story
Date: Sat, 28 Oct 2000 21:47:31 -0400

A man was walking home alone late one night when he
hears a...

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP... behind him.

Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image
of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle
of the street towards him...

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home,
the coffin bouncing quickly behind him...

faster...

faster...

BUMP...

BUMP....

BUMP....

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens
the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind
him...

However, the coffin crashes through his door, with
the lid of the coffin clapping...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

on the heels of the terrified man....

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks
himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is
reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps...

With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down
the door. Bumping and clapping towards him. The
man screams and reaches for something heavy, any-
thing...his hand comes to rest on a large bottle
of Robitussin.

Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as hard as he can
at the apparition.......and

and..........

and..........

and...........

and..........

..........

..........

...........

......................... the coffin stops.

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