Klarinet Archive - Posting 001248.txt from 2000/10

From: "Tony Wakefield" <tony-wakefield@-----.net>
Subj: [kl] Call me Maestro
Date: Thu, 26 Oct 2000 05:22:53 -0400

I always had my suspicions that Grabner W.G. might be an expensive "bird".

----- Original Message -----
From: Michael Bryant

> Here is an old chestnut that has been around a while.
> With apologies
>
> A man walks into a pet shop wanting a parrot.
> The store clerk shows him two beautiful birds on the floor.
> "This one is 5000 usd and the other is 10000 usd " the clerk said.
> "Wow! What does the 5000 usd one do?"
> "This parrot can sing every aria Mozart ever wrote."
> "And the other?" asked the customer.
> "That one can sing Wagner's entire Ring cycle.
> There's another one at the back for 30000 usd."
> "Amazing!! What can that one do?"
> "Nothing that I can tell, but the other parrots call him 'Maestro'."

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