Klarinet Archive - Posting 001247.txt from 2000/10

From: "Michael Bryant" <michael@-----.uk>
Subj: [kl] Florida Philharmonic
Date: Thu, 26 Oct 2000 04:23:41 -0400

Here is an old chestnut that has been around a while.
With apologies

A man walks into a pet shop wanting a parrot.
The store clerk shows him two beautiful birds on the floor.
"This one is 5000 usd and the other is 10000 usd " the clerk said.
"Wow! What does the 5000 usd one do?"
"This parrot can sing every aria Mozart ever wrote."
"And the other?" asked the customer.
"That one can sing Wagner's entire Ring cycle.
There's another one at the back for 30000 usd."
"Amazing!! What can that one do?"
"Nothing that I can tell, but the other parrots call him 'Maestro'."

M

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