Klarinet Archive - Posting 000098.txt from 2000/10

From: Bilwright@-----.net (William Wright)
Subj: [kl] We need a Designated Driver
Date: Mon, 2 Oct 2000 22:28:55 -0400

Perhaps we should have the equivalent of a designated driver. When
people become intoxicated by flaming, our Designated Flamer can post the
most vituperative messages imaginable, and the rest of us can just sit
back and relax and enjoy the ride home.

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From: Manny@-----.com
Subject: I volunteer

<squawk!> "Hello, I'm Manny the Major Minah. I'd like to repeat
that! <squawk!> First of all, the reason that rats still exist on
this planet is that they taste so horrible that no self-respecting avian
would eat one! <squawk!>
The reason that rats don't play the clarinet is that their teeth are
so malformed that they can't stretch their lips over their teeth, and so
they can't make an embouchure!" ......no, wait! put the hook away, I'm
just getting started...."

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