Klarinet Archive - Posting 000550.txt from 2000/07
From: Tom Wood <n4cid@-----.net> Subj: [kl] Off Subject........ Date: Mon, 17 Jul 2000 07:50:48 -0400
For the witty saying at the end crowd!?
Frequent writer Rogergri offers this follow-on:
You've heard of Murphy's Law Everything that can go wrong
will.......at the worst possible time and in the worst possible
way. There are other related Laws:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin
to itch. --Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair
Identical parts aren't. --Beach's Law
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible
corner. --Anthony's Law of the Workshop
Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come. --
Tussman's Law
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
--Lowery's Law
The solution to a problem changes the problem. --Peer's Law
There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be
solved by brute strength and ignorance. --William's Law
Machines should work. People should think. --IBM's Pollyanna
Principle
The most ineffective workers shall be moved systematically to
the place where they can do the least damage. --The Dilbert
Principle
The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the
parts. --Ehrlich's Law
It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that
you are in a hurry. --Ralph's Observation
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a
flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. --
Cannon's Comment
The newer the carpet the greater the likelihood that the bread
will land jelly side down.-- Law of inevitable consequences.
Thinly sliced cabbage. --Cole's Law
Tom W
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