Klarinet Archive - Posting 000353.txt from 2000/07

From: "Tony Wakefield" <tony-wakefield@-----.net>
Subj: Re: [kl] unsubscribing
Date: Sat, 8 Jul 2000 06:18:01 -0400

Dearest Lelia,
Amongst all your many talents, have you ever thought of taking up a musical
instrument. Perhaps the clarinet
or something ?- - - - - - heh-heh

----- Original Message -----
From: <LeliaLoban@-----.com>
Cc: <GrabnerWG@-----.com>
Subject: [kl] unsubscribing

> Walter Grabner wrote,
> >I am sorry to unsubscribe, but I do not have time to wade
> > through hundreds and hundreds of useless and silly e-mails
> >to get to the one or two that have value.
>
> >I'll re-subscribe in the fall, to see if the situation has improved.
>
> I think *you've* made some of those contributions with value, and I'd be
very
> sorry to lose you from the list. What if we all promise to be good?
>
> Uh-oh, I can hear the Voice of the Past, and it sure sounds like Andy
Devine.
> Yes, "The Howdy Doody Show" has slipped half a century through time and
> sideways through space, and a brand-new episode is running live on
Klarinet.
>
> Andy says to Froggy, "Now, Froggy, if I let you play my clarinet, will you
> promise to be good?"
>
> And Froggy croaks in that perfectly evil little voice of his, "Oh, yessss,
> I'll be good, heh-heh, I'll be good, I'll be gooooood! Lemme play your
> clarinet. Pleeeeease? Heh-heh."
>
> Andy says doubtfully, "It's a valuable clarinet and it means a lot to me.
> I'm afraid you might crack it. Promise me you won't bash it on the
floor."
>
> "Oh, yessss, I promise," croaks Froggy, sniggering uncontrollably. "No no
> no, I won't bash it on the floor, honest I won't. I promise. Heh-heh.
> Nooo, I won't bash your clarinet on the floor. I'd never do that. No no.
> That would be wrong. Heh-heh-heh. I'll be gooooooood."
>
> "Last time I trusted you, I was sorry. Remember that? You said you'd be
> good, but--"
>
> "Oh, but this time's different," croaks Froggy. "You can trust me this
time.
> Heh-heh. I'll be soooo nice to your clarinet. I'll be good. Heh. I'll
be
> very good. Very *very* good."
>
> "Well, all right, Froggy, you can play my clarinet, if you promise to be
> good. But remember: *Don't bash it on the floor!*"
>
> "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh...."
>
> KA-BASH!
>
> "FROGGY!"
>
> But seriously, Walter, we all promise. Really, we do. We promise from
the
> pits of our hearts. If you stay here, we'll all be goooooood, honest we
> will. Heh-heh.
>
> ;-)
> Lelia

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