Klarinet Archive - Posting 000604.txt from 2000/06

From: "Tony Wakefield" <tony-wakefield@-----.net>
Subj: Re: [kl] G# space-above-the-staff
Date: Sat, 17 Jun 2000 16:56:30 -0400

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From: William Wright <Bilwright@-----.net>

<><> A certain person wrote:
> I`ve not been blowing for a week

Well - - - -

My <klarinet> has been <sneezing> for a week, so I had to isolate it from
the rest of the family. It was blowing it`s <nodes> constantly, and it sure
had a dark, then bright red one. As it was sucking it`s tunes to relieve the
throat tone became so frustrated, he had to rest up a while and reed a book.
Would wind come roaring in he thought if the window was open. My wife then
observed the grimy nets hanging in the windows and remarked
"They wood be a much clearer net if they were washed", then immediately
Klose-d the window. I said "The clearer net was already washed up". All I
could hope for was that it would loosen the joints if we took off and walked
down to the nearest English pub.
We arrived safely and asked the baer mann for a drink. The beer glass had
stains and scales on it, so we asked for a glass of (H)arp largo instead. We
wandered to the next establishment which was a Forte hotel.
I expect you can all guess how the evening came to a climax. Me and my
klarinet ended up Brahms and Lizst!
Yes - I know - I`m going crazy - - - - -but at least I`m well oiled again
now!

Tag line - The death of you will be life for me.

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