Klarinet Archive - Posting 000852.txt from 2000/05

From: Bilwright@-----.net (William Wright)
Subj: Re: [kl] My dream
Date: Thu, 18 May 2000 16:25:41 -0400

<><> Lelia wrote:
I hope your remorse indicates that you're on the verge of repenting of
the way you have encouraged these other humans to play the wretched
screech-stick.

Screech!? Screech?! Shadow Cat, I've been awakened rudely in
the middle of the night too many times, and I've been forced to suffer
while creatures such as yourself sit on the backyard fence, nonchalantly
avoiding the shoes or rotten vegetables that I send your way, and still
you refuse to take my friendly hints, and you continue to do that
horrible thing that (I suppose) you think is a beautiful song!

Yes, Shadow Cat, you felines could attend to the information that
is presented almost daily on this list and learn to......

.....and learn to sing with a Nice Dark Tone in the manner that we
humans do with our Professional Instruments and our Classical
Embouchures. Perhaps some day you will even discover the lower
registers that we humans have raised to the purest level of sublimity
with our Contra Bass Clarinets.
Until then, at least practice your F# an octave above three leger
lines and a space above the staff, and get the intonation correct, at
least!

Hmphh! Screech indeed!
Bill Wright

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