Klarinet Archive - Posting 000642.txt from 2000/05

From: "Ed & Carol Maurey" <edsshop@-----.ca>
Subj: [kl] Somewhat apropros
Date: Fri, 12 May 2000 14:46:04 -0400

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>
> Bill & Hillary had Al & Tipper Gore over for dinner at the White House.
> In
> the middle of dinner, Al excused himself to use the bathroom.After a
> couple
> of minutes, he came back. They finished dinner and left. On the way
> home, Al
> turned to Tipper and said, "Did you know Bill has got a solid-gold
> urinal in
> his bathroom? How can we tell the American people we are serious about
> cutting the budget when the President has a solid-gold urinal?"
>
> Tipper said, "There must be some mistake, I'll call Hillary when we get
> home
> and find out."
>
> They got home and she called Hillary, "Is it true that Bill has a
> solid-gold
> urinal in his bathroom?"
>
> Hillary put her hand over the receiver and said, "Bill, I just found out
> who
> peed in your saxophone!
>
>
>
>

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