Klarinet Archive - Posting 000411.txt from 2000/05

From: Kenneth Wolman <kwolman@-----.com>
Subj: Re: [kl] prescription for dark tone
Date: Sun, 7 May 2000 15:01:34 -0400

At 10:39 AM 5/7/00 -0400, you wrote:
>I recommend that rather than fuss with equipment all the time, remember that
>you can obtain a truly dark tone by regularly drinking Guinness (preferably
>on tap).
>
>Ed

I'm starting to acquire Leeson's distaste for these advertising
catalogistics, in which spirit I suggest that to acquire a dark tone, one
should first pour a pint of hot tar down the bore of one's clarinet. Less
if it's an e-flat, a bit more if it's a bass.

Ken

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Kenneth Wolman http://www.rio-cardoner.com
"i had not really expected to find any of the art world populated with
ex-murderers fascists green berets and now i know that you can find
anything in the art world and they can even become prophets' -- David
Antin, "Tuning"

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