Klarinet Archive - Posting 001101.txt from 2000/04

From: Bear Woodson <Bear@-----.Com>
Subj: [kl] Woodson's Post-Easter Fast Food Questions
Date: Tue, 25 Apr 2000 23:22:22 -0400

> Date: Tue, 25 Apr 2000 12:09:33 -0400
> To: klarinet@-----.org
> From: Don Longacre <nw2v@-----.com>
> Subject: Woodson's Easter Project
> Message-Id: <3.0.6.32.20000425120933.007f5e90@-----.com>
>
> >Bear Woodson wrote:
> >
> > I hope everyone had a Happy Easter and a Kaddosche
> >Pesach this weekend! I'm was going to make Chocolate
> >Easter Rabbits for everyone, but they'd keep screaming,
> >and getting scalding liquid chocolate and fur all over the
> >kitchen walls and ceiling, before escaping.
>
> I would be interested in knowing what you have planned for
> Mother's Day.
>
> Don Longacre

Hey, lot's of people DO eat Chocolate Easter Rabbits, and
I was just trying to be nice to them! (Even though the rabbits
weren't too thrilled about it!) Actually my mother is old and
weak, but these things make me wonder about other questions
in life.

I don't know where all of you clarinetists are, (some of
you could be back East, or in Europe), but I'm in Tucson,
Arizona, USA.

In the western states, we have a fast food chain called
Jack-In-The-Box, which sells hamburgers for years, plus
also tacos, and recently even teriyaki rice, etc. They pride
themselves on their tacos, but it raises questions with me.

When I order a "Beef" Taco in many Mexican Restaurants,
I get chopped, cooked beef in the taco. If I order a "Chicken"
Taco, I get chopped, cooked chicken in a taco. So just what
EXACTLY do they put in a Jack in the Box "Monster" Taco?!?
Is this a green, slimy, high-cholesterol monster? Or is it a gray,
scaly, high-fiber dinosaur monster? Do they use USDA Choice
Monsters? Inquiring minds want to know!

Bear Woodson
doctoral student composer at the
University of Arizona
Tucson, Arizona, USA

"Have you ever noticed that the same people who say:
'Instant Gratification takes too long', also often say
'Three-Chord-Wonder music has too many chords'?"
- Bear Woodson

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