Klarinet Archive - Posting 000072.txt from 2000/04

From: Roger Shilcock <roger.shilcock@-----.uk>
Subj: Re: [kl] URGENT WARNING
Date: Mon, 3 Apr 2000 10:41:13 -0400

This message presumably refers to the rare Swamp Panda, only ever
observed on the mornings of successive April 1s.
Roger S.

On Sat, 1 Apr 2000 MVinquist@-----.com wrote:

> Date: Sat, 1 Apr 2000 08:12:12 EST
> From: MVinquist@-----.com
> Reply-To: klarinet@-----.org
> To: klarinet@-----.org
> Subject: [kl] URGENT WARNING
>
> !!!!!!!!!!!!!Urgent warning to all clarinettists!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> BEWARE THE PANDA MENACE
>
> DO NOT BELIEVE THE CHINESE PROPAGANDA
>
> These little buggers may look cute, but they are a deadly menace to the
> world's clarinettists. You don't believe me? WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY EAT?
>
> ************BAMBOO**********
>
> That's right, they eat the one thing essential for clarinet playing -- the
> lifeblood of our profession.
>
> Why do you suppose reeds are so bad these days? BECAUSE THE PANDAS EAT THE
> BEST BAMBOO!!!!!!!! How could it possibly be any other reason?
>
> IF PANDAS KEEP EATING BAMBOO, PRETTY SOON THERE WILL BE NO REEDS AT ALL.
>
> Panda worship is NOTHING BUT A CONSPIRACY between the CHINESE and the
> selfish PLASTIC REED MAKERS, so that they can RULE THE WORLD. Once the
> clarinetists are reedless, what will they turn to next?
>
> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> Join the Crew of the Association for Panda Riddance and Incineration of the
> Little Frond-chomping Outrages of Lucifer!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> Remember -- KILL A PANDA -- SAVE A REED
>
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