Klarinet Archive - Posting 000868.txt from 2000/02

From: Don Longacre <nw2v@-----.com>
Subj: [kl] Apt Dweller (0% clarinet content)
Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2000 13:46:17 -0500

(Lelia Loban) >"I don't care if you're Liberace! I'm entitled to my sleep!"

Good one! The generic joke variation: Jasha Heifitz' agent booked him into
Busted Bow, North Dakota on a midwest tour. Jasha arrived in a blinding snow
storm with high drifts of wind blown snow. He made it to the concert location
and checked the audience to find there were only six people seated. He came
onstage and appealed to the audience, "I ask your understanding that you take
a raincheck on tonight's concert and when I schedule my spring concert series
I will return and play for you a splendid concert." Whereupon one concertgoer
stood up, dressed in overalls and clod-hopper boots with cap that said "John
Deere Tractors" and in a ringing voice said, "Naow just a dern minute, we paid
good money for this here concert and we ain't gonna let a little snow stop us,
naow, get up there and sing!"

Don

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