Klarinet Archive - Posting 000806.txt from 2000/02

From: GrabnerWG@-----.com
Subj: [kl] From MY pet human....
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2000 11:25:12 -0500

In a message dated 2/21/00 9:23:47 AM Central Standard Time,
LeliaLoban@-----.com writes:

<< It's peculiar and sinister the way the
larger clarinets look more like the V*c**m Cl**n*r Demon than the smaller
clarinets do, even though the smaller ones sound more like the Evil One.
I'll bet the bass clarinets are more cunning and know how to disguise their
voices. It's a conspiracy >>

I'm making MY pet human type this as I crawl from his lap to the keyboard. I
particulary love to rub my fluffy four inch diameter tail under his nose and
make him sneeze.....

Hmmmmm....quick break to munch on the flowers in the vase....HOW DARE he SWAT
at me....

Oh well, I'll allow him one liberty...at least he is doing is e-mail....and
not playing on HIS screech-stick....or those silly pieces of plastic, or
whatever, that he seems to value so much....doesn't he KNOW thay if you put a
flat edge on something rounded, it's RUINED for rolling on the floor, and
batting down the steps....

Such stupidity....

He is pretty good with the can opener, though....

Death to the V*c**m Cl**n*r Demon!

Sasha....the Princess......

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