Klarinet Archive - Posting 000147.txt from 2000/02

From: David Blumberg <reedman@-----.com>
Subj: [kl] Voice Lesson Doll ;)
Date: Thu, 3 Feb 2000 01:01:11 -0500

* "Let the tone spin; keep it spinning"
* "Keep your chest high, and expand your ribcage"
* "I remember singing this aria years ago"
* "Yes, those are all pictures of me"
Talking Voice Teacher Doll comes in Plush (Approachable) and
Die-Cast Metal (Intimidating), and with your choice of outfit:
Male Voice Teacher Doll:
* Sweater and Corduroys (Plush only)
* Two-piece suit
* Slacks and button-down
* Tuxedo (Die-Cast Metal only)
Female Voice Teacher Doll:
* 1980's pantsuit
* Blouse and Skirt
* Slacks and Turtleneck (Plush only)
* Gold Lame-accented Dress (Die-Cast Metal only)
All other outfits, scarves, earrings, and costume jewelry sold
separately. In addition, you may choose a nationality for your voice
teacher. Choose from New England, Atlantic Coast, Texan,
Southern, Midwestern or Minnesotan accents, or go international
with our Spanish, French, British, German, Italian, or Eastern
European dolls. For added variety, combine two accents to create
a realistic "faking a foreign accent" voice teacher. Suggestions
include Texan/German and Atlantic Coast/Eastern European. No
combining available with Minnesotan accent.
Talking Voice Teacher Doll is the perfect gift for those with musical
aspirations. Order Talking Voice Teacher today for only $50/hr. or
$175 for four lessons.
NOTE: Talking Voice Teacher requires Sight-reading Accompanist
Doll to work on repertoire; Talking Voice Teacher does NOT play
piano. Talking Voice Teacher comes with a Repertoire Pak
(specify High or Low key) with the following pieces:
* Sebben, crudele
* O del mio dolce ardor
* Lasciatemi morire!
* Gia il sole dal Gange
* Silent Noon
* Amarilli mia bella
* Standchen
* Wie melodien zieht es mir
* Feldensamkeit
Additional Repertoire Paks may be purchased for $19.95 each.
To order Talking Voice Teacher Doll, please send a tape with two
contrasting art songs, one Italian, one German, to the following
address:
Talking Voice Teacher Doll
555 Villanova Lane
Los Angeles, California
90210
If you are accepted into a doll's studio, we will send you an order
form. If not, we will send you a brochure of our other fine products,
like Talking Violist Doll or Talking Music Theory Professor Doll
(comes with overhead projector).
Order now while supplies last!
Sincerely,
Richard Lester
CEO, Educational Playmates Industries.

David Blumberg
music@-----.com
http://www.mp3.com/mytempo
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