Klarinet Archive - Posting 000425.txt from 2000/01

From: Neil Leupold <leupold_1@-----.com>
Subj: Re: [kl] On a lighter note
Date: Thu, 13 Jan 2000 22:28:21 -0500

I've always liked that joke.

-- Neil

--- avrahm galper <agalper@-----.com> wrote:
> On a lighter note
>
> This appeared in the Royal Conservatory newspaper.
>
> A man walks into a pet shop wanting a parrot.
> The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones on the floor.
> "This one is $5000 and the other is $10000." the clerk said.
> "Wow! What does the 5000 one do?"
> "This parrot can sing every aria Mozart ever wrote."
> "And the other?" asked the customer.
> "That one can sing Wagner's entire Ring cycle. Theres another one at the
> back for $30000."
> "Holy moly! What can that one do?"
> "Nothing that I can tell, but the other parrots call him 'Maestro'."
>
> --
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