Klarinet Archive - Posting 000424.txt from 2000/01

From: avrahm galper <agalper@-----.com>
Subj: [kl] On a lighter note
Date: Thu, 13 Jan 2000 20:35:53 -0500

On a lighter note

This appeared in the Royal Conservatory newspaper.

A man walks into a pet shop wanting a parrot.
The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones on the floor.
"This one is $5000 and the other is $10000." the clerk said.
"Wow! What does the 5000 one do?"
"This parrot can sing every aria Mozart ever wrote."
"And the other?" asked the customer.
"That one can sing Wagner's entire Ring cycle. Theres another one at the
back for $30000."
"Holy moly! What can that one do?"
"Nothing that I can tell, but the other parrots call him 'Maestro'."

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Avrahm Galper
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