Klarinet Archive - Posting 000561.txt from 1999/12

From: Bill Hausmann <bhausman@-----.com>
Subj: [kl] A NEW CURRICULUM OFFERING AT CMU, SPRING SEMESTER, 2000
Date: Sat, 18 Dec 1999 11:52:54 -0500

>MUS MINUS 100: MUSIC FOR JOCKS
>Professor: Senior Trombone Student Cohort
>Phone: Why? Office Hours: Are you kidding?
>
>Objectives
>1) To Facilitate
>2) To make possible
>3) To have the ability to recognize any song by Queen with 90% accuracy
>
>Course Evaluation
>Class Attendance 4.8%
>How you are doing in your elective sport 95.2%
>Participation in the Coaches show 10%
>Total 110% (give it your all!)
>
>(extra credit will be awarded for MAC Player of the Week Honors)
>
>Course Outline
>Week 1 The "Charge" Chord Progression
>Week 2 The Baseball Organ
>Week 3 The Air Horn
>Week 4 "We Will Rock You"
>Week 5 End Zone Celebrations: Music and Motion
>Week 6 The Fight Song
>Week 7 Marching Band - Friend or Foe?
>Week 8 Mid-Term (half-time)
>Week 9 How to beat a drug test
>Week 10 Take it out at the Ball Game
>Week 11 The embouchure and cheerleading
>Week 12 Why Kenny G is not jazz
>Week 13 Superstitions, or "Watch the damn ball already"
>Week 14 "Rock'n'roll Part 2" (the 'Hey' song)
>Week 15 A Schenkerian analysis of changes in "Bohemian Rhapsody"
>Week 16 Review
>Week 17 Final - Optional
>
>Extra credit - Term paper - Write everything you know about the subject.
>
> Use a complete sentence.

Bill Hausmann bhausman@-----.com
451 Old Orchard Drive http://www.concentric.net/~bhausman
Essexville, MI 48732 http://homepages.go.com/~zoot14/zoot14.html
ICQ UIN 4862265

If you have to mic a saxophone, the rest of the band is too loud.

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