Klarinet Archive - Posting 000496.txt from 1999/12

From: Roger Shilcock <roger.shilcock@-----.uk>
Subj: Re: [kl] Re: Ligatures
Date: Fri, 17 Dec 1999 04:02:49 -0500

Despite previous allegations to the contrary, my experience (!?!) leads me
to believe that one of these elves *is* named "Rovner".
Roger S.

On Thu, 16 Dec 1999, Don Longacre wrote:

> Date: Thu, 16 Dec 1999 13:17:37 -0500
> From: Don Longacre <nw2v@-----.com>
> Reply-To: klarinet@-----.org
> To: klarinet@-----.org
> Subject: [kl] Re: Ligatures
>
>
>
> > "Kevin Fay (LCA)" <kevinfay@-----.com>
>
> Welcome, Kevin, to the Lost Legion of Ligature Mythology Debunkers. Our
> mission is to locate and destroy the colony of elves living in the Black
> Forest who fiendishly design and market ligatures that come off in your
> hand while removing a mouthpiece "in concert". Unlike the Mars Lander
> technology, these wacko elves have devised one (shall remain nameless)
> that will propel the ligature on a free fall basis, back into the trumpet
> section while flipping the reed to the other side of the podium. To avoid
> this terrible situation, carry with you a spare reed, a length of
> clothesline, a stapling gun, 1.5 feet of lampcord and a shoelace; all of
> which will secure the reed to the mouthpiece better than a $50.00 commercial
> model.
>
> This Rant Courtesy of:
>
> Don Longacre <nw2v@-----.com>
> (Who just received his CARE package
> from North Korea)
>
>
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