Klarinet Archive - Posting 001027.txt from 1999/10

From: "Edwin V. Lacy" <el2@-----.edu>
Subj: [kl] Oldest Profession
Date: Sun, 31 Oct 1999 21:47:05 -0500

Appropos our recent conversations?

A doctor, an engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating what was the
world's first profession.

The Doctor said "It must have been a doctor. Who else could have helped
with the world's first surgery of taking a rib from Adam to create Eve,
the first woman?

"No," said the rabbi. "It must have been a rabbi, since the L-rd needed
someone to help preach his message to Adam and the world.

"Wait," said the engineer. "The world was created in 6 days from nothing.
Do you know what a master engineering feat that must have been to create
the whole world into an orgnanized civilized place from utter chaos?"

"Yes, but who created the chaos?" asked the lawyer...

(Source unknown)

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