Klarinet Archive - Posting 000303.txt from 1999/07

From: Ken Wolman <kwolman@-----.net>
Subj: Re: [kl] Subliminal New Clarinet
Date: Sat, 10 Jul 1999 16:55:43 -0400

At 01:55 PM 7/10/99 -0700, you wrote:
>It's true that they are many good clarinets out there (buy and R13). The only
>real limit is how much you are able to spend. (buy and R13). Make
>sure you know how to test a Clarinet. (buy and R13). And don't enter
>into the decision because of any outside pressure. (buy and R13).
>
>Brought to you by the "Big Giant R13 Cult". We're everywhere.
>
>Jay Webler
>Jays Clarinet and Percussion.
>
>PS. This is meant to be humorous. Please don't take it seriously.

Ah, Madison Avenue, what hast thou wrought!

With any good clarinet, you can play a Concerto, Sonata, or any composer's
Opus with appropriate Esprit, into Infinite. If you give a Recital you can
play anything for the Prologue. If you play 10 numbers brilliantly, people
will exclaim "TEN! Gee!"

If some companies marketed through the catalogue houses, they'd Sell More
of them. But in the words of the famous Warner Brothers carton skunk, I'm
drawing le blank on anything else they could do.

Ken

Kenneth Wolman kwolman@-----.net
"From the Meadowlands": http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Gallery/1649
"For every complex problem there is a solution that is simple, neat, and
wrong."
--H. L. Mencken

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